Peenor Shaped Bullets
These are a line of entirely inappropriate ‘Deep Penetration Ammo’. They’re bullets that look like dongs. They’re real and you can get you own custom version from the guys over at The Specialists for an undisclosed about of money. Of course, if you already own everything else in the world to the point you’re buying peenor-shaped bullets, I doubt money’s an issue.
“Dying by peen” is probably the worst way to go.