January 2012
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New Years Resolutions...
Why do people wait until New Year’s to decide they’re going to lose weight. They don’t do well early, and then end up quitting. The worst part? I have to listen to them bitching about it constantly. Maybe more people’s New Years Resolutions should be to not bitch as much.
Playing Cooking Mama should be a challenge on Top...
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December 2011
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16 Universal Laws
Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get...
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jaackiebeear:
Dubstep Cereal Commercial
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Reblog if you have the sex appeal of a potato.
A sexy potato.
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I choose my Pokemon on looks alone.
Fuck skills.
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