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huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D<p>season two of AHS</p>
pollums:

Jaime Reyes (Blue Beetle) and Miles Morales (Spider-Man)
ma babies

pollums:

Jaime Reyes (Blue Beetle) and Miles Morales (Spider-Man)

ma babies

(Source: starlorrd)

dotjpg:

emsuzz:

psychedelic-noodles:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD

Welp. it’s only 11:30 and I’m emotionally compromised for the rest of the day. 

Oh God, he put the kitten on his glove!

I swear to god I tear up every time this crosses my dash.

(Source: sizvideos)

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

http://peachyney.tumblr.com/post/92745131783

bi-privilege:

support bisexuals. support biromantic monosexuals and monoromantic bisexuals. support homoromantic heterosexuals and heteroromantic homosexuals. support aromantic bisexuals and biromantic asexuals. support gray-bisexuals. support bisexuals who have a preference for one gender,…

Support all sexuals.

treerings-sing:

This is perfect.

treerings-sing:

This is perfect.

shittier:

who is she

(Source: cyndaquilz)

soulgems:

I can’t believe they named the planets after all the sailor scouts

Pluto is no longer a planet.

videogamenostalgia:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!
Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS
It is for 1 week only, so hurry!
(via simnationblog)

videogamenostalgia:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!

Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS

It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

(via simnationblog)

@cparadize I love new comic book day! #storm #marvel #marvelcomics #drwho #eleventhdoctor #dreamtheif #blackmarket #tnmt #imagecomics #boomstudios #darkhorsecomics

@cparadize I love new comic book day! #storm #marvel #marvelcomics #drwho #eleventhdoctor #dreamtheif #blackmarket #tnmt #imagecomics #boomstudios #darkhorsecomics

wicdiv:

And the alternate cover for THE WICKED + THE DIVINE revealed. Plus a couple of unlettered preview pages for 3. More details here. The relevant bits…

THE WICKED + THE DIVINE #3 arrives in stores on 8/20, and will be available for $3.50. It can be pre-ordered with Diamond Code JUN140587. The variant cover B by Stephanie Hans is available to pre-order with Diamond Code JUN148168. The final order cutoff deadline for retailers is 7/28.

In short - talk to your retailer if you’d like Stephanie’s cover, as they’ll be able to get one for you. There’s no order limits on it, so as long as they order one before the 28th, you’re sorted.

equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

(Source: hanamurateruteru)

(Source: noslowsongs)